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Post by fuzzysocks on Nov 22, 2020 2:06:25 GMT -5
In a safe under the mat, the key to which is under your hat.
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Post by kaninchen on Nov 22, 2020 2:30:22 GMT -5
Under your hat, obviously.
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Post by thesnackmonster on Nov 22, 2020 8:15:24 GMT -5
Inside a hollowed out Skrump
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Post by Fish on Nov 22, 2020 20:45:09 GMT -5
in your sock drawer on the second floor.
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Post by Eversor on Nov 23, 2020 17:59:21 GMT -5
in your sock drawer on the second floor.  You immediately remember where you left your spare house keys.
You lift up a near by stone and skrump it at a window. You then head to your bedroom and find the key.
Now which entrance should we use to enter the McMansion.
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Post by Hobbit on Nov 23, 2020 18:00:54 GMT -5
Obviously the most Skrump entrance of all, the wine cellar door!
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Post by fuzzysocks on Nov 23, 2020 18:21:14 GMT -5
The chimney!
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Post by Morphimus on Nov 24, 2020 14:51:14 GMT -5
The front door, obviously.
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Post by thesnackmonster on Nov 25, 2020 10:23:33 GMT -5
The garage! Check out your skrump-mobiles!
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Post by kaninchen on Nov 26, 2020 2:11:30 GMT -5
The door to The Room, by Tommy Wiseau.
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Post by PuntRocket on Nov 26, 2020 19:17:36 GMT -5
The bathroom window, it's propped open because even you can't stand the smell.
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Post by Eversor on Dec 1, 2020 2:04:54 GMT -5
Obviously the most Skrump entrance of all, the wine cellar door!  With the key that can open any door in the entire McMansion, you decide to enter through the Wine Cellar door. When the two doors swing open, it leaves an ominous creek that echoes into the Cellar. You feel a little Skrumpy as you stand at the top of the stairs. But what's the worse that could be down here? |
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Post by Morphimus on Dec 1, 2020 2:07:12 GMT -5
Trip and fall immediately. You do this on purpose all the time.
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Post by Fish on Dec 1, 2020 20:35:19 GMT -5
trip and fall on purpose and land in the FANCY wine section of your wine cellar. Because you're worth it.
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Post by Eversor on Dec 3, 2020 20:53:14 GMT -5
trip and fall on purpose and land in the FANCY wine section of your wine cellar. Because you're worth it. 
Skrumps are not known for being nimble and you immediately tumble down the stairs.
Thankfully however, you take the brunt of the fall on your Skrump, the most resilient part of your body. You will be fine.
Better news yet, you find yourself next to the GOOD stuff, which you may have missed if you didn't smash your face on the floor. |
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