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Post by Morphimus on Aug 21, 2020 14:37:15 GMT -5
 You are a FLEDGLING WIZARD standing in a WIZARD BINGO HALL. You are holding a WIZARD BINGO CARD, which you hope to fill out. Wizards who fill out their WIZARD BINGO CARDS get magical BENEFITS, or so you're told.
What is your WIZARD NAME?
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Post by Kanny on Aug 21, 2020 14:43:44 GMT -5
HIS MAJESTY KENWORTH LIZARDSLORP DUNBARROW THE THIRD, or just SLORP for short
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Post by lvl30bear on Aug 21, 2020 14:47:22 GMT -5
Jinglebells!
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Post by knightlygale on Aug 21, 2020 14:49:39 GMT -5
SLORP, who is harrowed by his past mistakes
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Post by Eversor on Aug 21, 2020 14:51:22 GMT -5
Smeef....Or Scrumpy...Scrumples?!
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 21, 2020 15:17:18 GMT -5
 Your TRUE NAME is KENWORTH SMEEFUS JINGLEBARROW, but you usually go by the much sexier WIZARD NAME of SLORP. You don't tell people your TRUE NAME because ENSORCELLOUS RAGGAMUFFINS might use it to harm you. What will you do? |
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Post by Fish on Aug 21, 2020 15:19:01 GMT -5
Investigate bingo card!
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Post by kaninchen on Aug 21, 2020 15:26:43 GMT -5
Remove hat to display luscious hair
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Post by Eversor on Aug 21, 2020 15:30:37 GMT -5
>Find a good seat at the Wizard Bingo tourney.
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 21, 2020 15:34:48 GMT -5
 You take a look at the WIZARD BINGO CARD. It appears that you need to OBSERVE or EMBODY a number of WIZARDING TROPES, along a VERTICAL, HORIZONTAL, or DIAGONAL axis, with the exception of the FREE SPACE in the middle, which is ALWAYS AWARDED to anyone who uses the WIZARD BINGO CARD. In order to achieve WIZARD BINGO, you need to make FIVE IN A ROW in any of the previously stated directions.  You CIRCLE the FREE SPACE with your WIZARD PENCIL. It is FREE after all. What will you do now? |
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Post by kaninchen on Aug 21, 2020 15:38:25 GMT -5
Perform rude hand gestures, so that you can circle "Hand Signs"
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Post by Eversor on Aug 21, 2020 15:40:45 GMT -5
>You fool, you completed the RITUAL, now SPACE is freed once more!
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 21, 2020 16:27:15 GMT -5
 You raise your MIDDLE FINGER to the sky, and CIRCLE the HAND SIGNS space on your WIZARD BINGO CARD. This is going to be so EASY, you think.  A FELLOW WIZARD BINGO ENTHUSIAST approaches you. She seems ANGRY at you. This is possibly because of your RUDE HAND SIGNS.
What will you do?
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Post by lvl30bear on Aug 21, 2020 16:39:53 GMT -5
turn around a honk your wizard butt, that counts as squishy right?
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Post by Eversor on Aug 21, 2020 17:08:57 GMT -5
turn around a honk your wizard butt, that counts as squishy right? I hate to say it, but the Bear is right. |
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