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Post by thedudeguy on Mar 26, 2021 0:03:36 GMT -5
Slowly advance and get grazed by the darts, building up a tolerance to the poison so that you wan eventually walk through without fear of being darted.
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Post by Eversor on Mar 26, 2021 0:06:11 GMT -5
Close your eyes and leave it all to Skrump. 
Closing your eyes was a very Skrump move.
You don't know how but you made it through the Gauntlet of Death.
Here you are though, inside the Free Soup Cauldron.
Oops! What do you do now? |
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Post by thedudeguy on Mar 27, 2021 21:52:09 GMT -5
Roll the cauldron out of here. If you roll it fast enough, centrifugal force will keep the soup in. Hit the road Speedy Speed Skrump!
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Post by BreadProduct on Apr 2, 2021 12:41:14 GMT -5
>Eat it all and claim the cauldron as your spoils of war.
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Post by Eversor on Apr 6, 2021 23:40:02 GMT -5
Roll the cauldron out of here. If you roll it fast enough, centrifugal force will keep the soup in. Hit the road Speedy Speed Skrump! 
The Free Soup Cauldron was not well adhered to its mountings and with a quick Skrump it breaks free.
The momentum picks up as the cauldron tumbles past the previous traps.
Narrowly missing the dangers, you and the soup travel faster and faster, out of the room.
You are out of control, where will this ride stop!? |
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Post by nuggies on Apr 6, 2021 23:46:05 GMT -5
i want to get off mr skrumps wild ride
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Post by BreadProduct on Apr 11, 2021 14:42:53 GMT -5
i want to get off mr skrumps wild ride i want to get off mr skrumps wild ride |
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Post by Eversor on Apr 19, 2021 0:09:04 GMT -5
i want to get off mr skrumps wild ride 
You can not get off Mr. Skrumps wild ride.
Something/Someone else will have to do that. |
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Post by thedudeguy on Apr 20, 2021 1:20:35 GMT -5
Mistakenly bumble into the 70th annual cauldron marathon
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Post by voratiousentomologis on May 6, 2021 4:24:25 GMT -5
Roll into a time sorcerer's (Like a Wizdingo but 137.46̅4% cooler and legal) portal right as he is about to use it to go back in time to save your brother from the Sqump!
(Turns out your bother got married to a time sorcerer (A Timer, if you will) and didn't invite you to the wedding. Jerk.)
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Post by fuzzysocks on Jul 2, 2021 12:59:14 GMT -5
The ocean, or, once we enter it, a very very diluted soup.
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