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Post by Morphimus on Dec 3, 2020 20:55:11 GMT -5
Drink so much wine that you trip UP the stairs next time.
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Post by fuzzysocks on Dec 3, 2020 20:55:57 GMT -5
The good stuff is the grape juice juice boxes in a minifridge just ahead. Because wine is gross and you only keep it to impress your Skrump cousins.
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Post by Hobbit on Dec 6, 2020 14:48:47 GMT -5
Pass that weird cask that screams ever so often, it feels like something out of high school, and find the Skrump wine!
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Post by Eversor on Dec 10, 2020 1:29:22 GMT -5
The good stuff is the grape juice juice boxes in a minifridge just ahead. Because wine is gross and you only keep it to impress your Skrump cousins.
It is true. Your expansive and impressive collection of the finest wines is just a ruse. You very much prefer grape juice.
Skrumps are known to be opulent for the purposes of finding the perfect mate and you are no exception.
However, that is not important, you are in your home, should you head to your bedroom to retrieve the Ancient Tome?
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Post by Morphimus on Dec 10, 2020 1:33:58 GMT -5
Yes of course! The tome awaits!
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Post by Hobbit on Dec 10, 2020 1:35:57 GMT -5
A drink of grape juice always gets those skrump lore neurons activating! To the Tome in the bedroom!
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Post by ten11 on Dec 10, 2020 3:07:32 GMT -5
Store some juice for later.
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Post by adventurezealot on Dec 11, 2020 18:33:51 GMT -5
Go forth and retrieve the Ancient Tome, but before that, your friend Tom is at the door with a note for you.
Read note, hug Tom.
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Post by Eversor on Dec 15, 2020 0:10:33 GMT -5
Go forth and retrieve the Ancient Tome, but before that, your friend Tom is at the door with a note for you. Read note, hug Tom.  As you head to your bedroom to retrieve the ancient tome. You see Tom!
He has several notes laid before you, but you don't plan to read them.
He hit you with a rock when you were out for a stroll yesterday, and now he has to pay the Skrumpian Price.
Anyways, what does a Skrump Bedroom look like? |
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Post by Hobbit on Dec 15, 2020 0:51:55 GMT -5
A skrump bedroom is like a dragon horde, but full of junk. The odd ends of car parts, non-euclidean shapes However, the book has a special place on a bookshelf filled with skrump manga from the 1980s (lots of Gundam!).
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Post by Morphimus on Dec 15, 2020 0:56:41 GMT -5
Skumps are gifted with the ability to just sleep anywhere, so technically the whole house is a bedroom!
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Post by PuntRocket on Dec 15, 2020 1:25:56 GMT -5
Before going to bed, let's take a quick dip in the Master Skrump Hot Tub, which is a lukewarm bathtub of swamp water. It's a fine place to relax with a Tome of Ancient Knowledge.
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Post by adventurezealot on Dec 15, 2020 14:53:15 GMT -5
A skrump-powered nightlight to fend the bed monster roomie from stealing your mangas, and a double-bunk bed, so that the monster sleeps confily in the bottom one.
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Post by Eversor on Dec 19, 2020 16:20:30 GMT -5
A skrump bedroom is like a dragon horde, but full of junk. The odd ends of car parts, non-euclidean shapes However, the book has a special place on a bookshelf filled with skrump manga from the 1980s (lots of Gundam!).  You arrive in your bedroom finally. It is nice to see all your non-euclidean shapes are where you left them
The car engine is leaking fluids quite nicely too!
You normally would love to crack out some CLASSIC SKRUMP MANGA and relax. Perhaps see what happens to Skrumpina and the Sailor Skrumps, but now is not the time.
The Ancient Tome of Skrump Law needs to be read!
What is the BEST Skrump crime to frame the Sqump with? |
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Post by adventurezealot on Dec 19, 2020 18:10:16 GMT -5
Detoxifying the local swamps and marhses (the highest crime in Sqump society) to turn them into touristic lake resorts.
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