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Post by Eversor on Nov 19, 2020 1:26:39 GMT -5
perhaps some sort of prison cell?
You leap up with excitement. You had best idea!
You frame him for Skrumping and get him locked up in wizard jail.
All we need to do is commit the perfect Skrump. How do we want to go about doing that?
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Post by fuzzysocks on Nov 19, 2020 1:30:28 GMT -5
Grand Theft Auto (the crime, not the game)
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Post by Morphimus on Nov 19, 2020 1:32:23 GMT -5
You'd have to do something really really bad. Like kill someone, steal something really valuable, or make that no good sqump commit wizard tax fraud somehow.
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Post by Hobbit on Nov 19, 2020 1:32:33 GMT -5
Find an ancient Skrump tome, filled with the secrets of Skrump lore
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Post by Kanny (on mobile) on Nov 19, 2020 1:38:00 GMT -5
Fake your own death, then fake someone else’s death, then frame both deaths as insurance fraud, but then frame the other person for faking your death. It’s foolproof!
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Post by thesnackmonster on Nov 19, 2020 8:59:46 GMT -5
Skrumping in a no-skrump zone, naturally!
No wait, co-sign a loan with the Wizdingo and then default!
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Post by Eversor on Nov 20, 2020 2:49:40 GMT -5
Find an ancient Skrump tome, filled with the secrets of Skrump lore You have to head home! You have an ancient Skrump tome you left by your night stand. It has chapters upon chapters of Skrumpian Laws. With any luck, you could put that Sqump in jail by tomorrow! Where does a Skrump live anyways?
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Post by crimson on Nov 20, 2020 3:00:29 GMT -5
In a tree stump, obviously.
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Post by fuzzysocks on Nov 20, 2020 3:01:38 GMT -5
McMansions
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Post by Morphimus on Nov 20, 2020 14:15:44 GMT -5
In a pile. A pile of what? Everything!
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Post by kaninchen on Nov 20, 2020 14:45:50 GMT -5
In a tree stump, obviously. Treeskrump
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Post by PuntRocket on Nov 20, 2020 18:36:56 GMT -5
In a hole in the log in the middle of a bog.
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Post by thesnackmonster on Nov 20, 2020 18:58:03 GMT -5
A well fortified underground bunker
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Post by Hobbit on Nov 21, 2020 0:31:50 GMT -5
Abandoned Wizard Tower!
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Post by Eversor on Nov 22, 2020 2:03:23 GMT -5
Right! A McMansion. As is common for a Skrump. A fledgling Skrump does not reach adulthood in Skrumpian society until they reside in their own McMansion. However, all 13 entrances are locked. Where did you leave your hidden key to enter?
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