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Post by Eversor on Aug 21, 2020 23:46:35 GMT -5
>This guy, like he gets it. Hey, how's his bingo board lookin?
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Post by kaninchen on Aug 21, 2020 23:47:56 GMT -5
Demonstrate how to get stoned with two birds.
Wait, hold on...
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Post by knightlygale on Aug 22, 2020 13:51:10 GMT -5
Wait, hold on, doesn't your robe already have a star on it?
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 22, 2020 13:59:09 GMT -5
 YOU: Hey, lemme see your bingo card. ELF WIZARD: No! Stay away! I'm warning you! YOU: I just wanna see what you've got! YOU: And kill birds with stones! ELF WIZARD: What is your fucking problem!? YOU: I don't know to be honest. I'm kinda stuck on the killing birds with stones thing for some reason. But anyway will you heal me? ELF WIZARD: If you don't stop reaching for my wizard bingo card, I'll be forced to magic missile you! The ELF WIZARD in front of you is threatening to cast MAGIC MISSILE at you. MAGIC MISSILE is in fact, one of the SPACES on your WIZARD BINGO CARD. If you ENTICE the ELF WIZARD to cast it, you will surely be able to CIRCLE the MAGIC MISSILE space, but on the other hand, you are still dangerously close to DEATH. One MAGIC MISSILE would CERTAINLY KILL YOU. What will you do? |
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Post by lvl30bear on Aug 22, 2020 14:04:18 GMT -5
cast a shield cantrip. you have the shield cantrip right?
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Post by knightlygale on Aug 22, 2020 14:13:23 GMT -5
You don't have Magic Missile? Missile them first!
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Post by kaninchen on Aug 22, 2020 14:56:57 GMT -5
Use prestidigitation to make him pee his pants
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Post by nuggies on Aug 23, 2020 0:21:54 GMT -5
lie down
try not to cry
cry a lot
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Post by Eversor on Aug 23, 2020 6:19:49 GMT -5
Aren't you still hurt?! A magic missile could TOTALLY kill you right now.
You need to get the jump on him first
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Post by thedudeguy on Aug 23, 2020 10:58:15 GMT -5
Summon your familiar to dive in front of the magic missile like the loyal bodyguard they are!
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 23, 2020 11:57:51 GMT -5
 I looks like the ELF WIZARD is about to KILL you with a MAGIC MISSILE. There is only a SLIM CHANCE OF SURVIVAL at this point. The only thing that could SAVE YOUR LIFE now would be if you cast a spell of your own. You frantically CONSULT your SPELLBOOK.  Unfortunately, you are a FLEDGLING WIZARD, not a FULL FLEDGED WIZARD. You only know ONE SPELL. What ONE SPELL do you know? |
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Post by Eversor on Aug 23, 2020 12:05:25 GMT -5
>Fart Missle
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Post by Eversor on Aug 23, 2020 12:06:40 GMT -5
Wait
>The finger thing.
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o4orty
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Post by o4orty on Aug 23, 2020 13:10:13 GMT -5
Cast Blur on yourself!
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Post by kaninchen on Aug 23, 2020 13:50:21 GMT -5
Prestidigitation to make him pee his pants!!
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