ryjoebob
Cantys
Suffering from 5 Mental Illnesses
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Post by ryjoebob on Dec 4, 2020 4:45:41 GMT -5
I can't believe Slime Squire found Firey Squire's 'secret blue prints' illicit reading material, or something that a friend might have dropped.
In all honesty though, this new item warrants investigation. Also might be a good idea to keep that discarded sword safe for the moment, and out of a certain someone's hands.
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Post by tronntronn on Dec 4, 2020 12:25:04 GMT -5
A loot box.
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Post by TTK on Dec 4, 2020 12:36:50 GMT -5
Acquire shrub.
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Post by voratiousentomologis on Dec 4, 2020 20:24:10 GMT -5
It's a dead body.
He waves hello and asks if you've seen the skeleton princess anywhere.
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Post by Eversor on Dec 7, 2020 0:47:50 GMT -5
- It might be a good idea to keep that discarded sword safe for the moment, and out of a certain someone's hands.
In the commotion, you quickly take the Short Sword out of the ground and put it in your Inventory.
You head over to the bush to Investigate what they found.
- Check it out. Hopefully it's not a dead body that's already been looted
Well, it looks like we found the owner of the Cart. A sleeping Farmer.
You are more impressed that he slept through all this Commotion. What should we do next? |
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Post by Morphimus on Dec 7, 2020 0:53:43 GMT -5
Slap the farmer awake for no other reason than because nothing can stop you.
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Post by crimson on Dec 7, 2020 0:53:45 GMT -5
Well no harm was done, and the farmer is clearly napping. However this is an important lesson for the human squire about jumping to conclusions.
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Post by voratiousentomologis on Dec 7, 2020 1:12:41 GMT -5
"The only murder here is the murder of common decency the human squire committed."
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Post by agianthat on Dec 7, 2020 1:22:46 GMT -5
Show the squire that they are making much ado about nothing. It's just a perfectly normal human taking a perfectly normal rest.
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Post by fuzzysocks on Dec 7, 2020 1:31:55 GMT -5
Show the squire that they are making much ado about nothing. It's just a perfectly normal human taking a perfectly normal rest. Pretty much this. As well as asking them to apologize to the slime girl. |
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Post by TTK on Dec 7, 2020 1:32:39 GMT -5
Oh hey, a free farmer. Don't see those lying around just anywhere. Should fit fine in our Inventory.
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Post by Patch on Dec 7, 2020 2:11:55 GMT -5
Awaken the man and ask him if the cart belongs to him. If it does, have the Squire (finally) apologize to slimefriend.
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ryjoebob
Cantys
Suffering from 5 Mental Illnesses
Posts: 20
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Post by ryjoebob on Dec 7, 2020 2:14:02 GMT -5
Get the farmer up and have this whole mess be sorted out, then we can agree that this was all a waste of time about racist nothingness. Additionally, make sure Firey Squire actually sees the farmer up and alive and perfectly fine.
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Post by PuntRocket on Dec 7, 2020 20:24:35 GMT -5
Tell the Fiery Squire to come here and see how they overreacted.
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Post by tronntronn on Dec 13, 2020 5:44:10 GMT -5
>Fiery Squire: Immediately see through the ruse. It's not a farmer at all but a fairy in disguise!
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