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Post by nuggies on Jan 22, 2022 0:42:47 GMT -5
It is a pleasant afternoon in the town, and you are a terrible Skrump.
Today is your first day as an esteemed Skrump Squire, one of the highest honours for a Skrump such as yourself. However, it is barely lunchtime and you have already skrumped it up.
While retrieving your knight's sword, you tripped on a rock and landed right on your skrump. Luckily, it's the most resilient part of your body, and the only thing that hurts is your pride.
Your valiant knight tries to bribe cheer you up with your favourite pizza twirls, but you're feeling too skrumply to even think about eating.
What do you do?
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[Welcome to Skrump Quest 2! In this adventure, you may take the role of the Skrump Squire or Valiant Knight. Please prepend your suggestion with "Skrump:" or "Knight:" accordingly. Happy skrumping!]
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Post by Eversor on Jan 22, 2022 0:46:18 GMT -5
Knight: Mush up the pizza twirl in your hand, Skrump Squire used to love when you did that.
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Post by Pisslover on Jan 22, 2022 0:49:12 GMT -5
Piss loudly
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Post by kaninchen on Jan 22, 2022 0:49:43 GMT -5
> Retrieve Arms
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Post by Hobbit on Jan 22, 2022 12:41:19 GMT -5
Skrump > Enjoy the pizza twirl from your valiant knight, and brush yourself off. The skrump way is to always move forward!
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Post by Morphimus on Jan 23, 2022 17:00:37 GMT -5
> Skrump: Skrump up the engergy to stand, and skrump the delicious pizza twirl.
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Post by nuggies on Jan 23, 2022 21:30:27 GMT -5
Knight: Mush up the pizza twirl in your hand, Skrump Squire used to love when you did that.
>> Knight
You unceremoniously clench the pizza twirl in your hand with an awful squelch sound, smearing grease and sauce across your glove. A few pepperoni schlorp to the ground. You seem to have gotten your Squire's attention.
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Post by kaninchen on Jan 23, 2022 21:33:42 GMT -5
Slowly and sensuously lick the pizza twirl off your glove
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Post by Pisslover on Jan 23, 2022 21:34:07 GMT -5
Piss on Skrump
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Post by Eversor on Jan 23, 2022 21:37:06 GMT -5
place the mass of pizza by the skrump-course, make them run the Skrump Gauntlet---Skrumplet
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Post by Morphimus on Jan 24, 2022 3:41:33 GMT -5
> Skrump: Skrump the absolute skrump outta that pizza twirl.
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Post by webdew on Jan 25, 2022 3:28:50 GMT -5
> Knight: eat the pizza twirl yourself to establish dominance
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