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Post by saltysteak on Jun 21, 2021 17:44:54 GMT -5
 Let's get this started. |
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Post by Hobbit on Jun 21, 2021 17:48:20 GMT -5
Finnegan Wake
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Post by Morphimus on Jun 21, 2021 17:50:10 GMT -5
FedEx Hornfiggle.
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Post by saltysteak on Jun 22, 2021 20:40:55 GMT -5
==>  Your name is Jack, and you have just moved into a new house. Thus, all of your stuff is currently in BOXES. Your room is currently EMPTY, aside from all the boxes. There is also a mattress that you haphazardly placed because the moving company still hasn't delivered all of your furniture yet. You have a variety of interests, most notably POLITICS. You have avowed yourself to the LEFT WING. You are also an ACTIVIST, if being an activist means posting political memes on Twitter and Reddit. Unfortunately, your computer is still boxed up. You also spend your days ARGUING WITH PEOPLE ONLINE. Your other interests include READING and PLAYING THE PIANO. Anyways, what will you do? |
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Post by Morphimus on Jun 22, 2021 20:45:51 GMT -5
What are you waiting for? Unbox your things!
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Post by Citizen Abel on Jun 22, 2021 21:01:38 GMT -5
Once emptied, cut out some eyeholes and turn one of the boxes into a delightful helmet.
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Post by Eversor on Jun 22, 2021 22:33:10 GMT -5
Climb to the highest box, observe your kingdom from up on high!
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Post by saltysteak on Jun 23, 2021 19:57:29 GMT -5
> What are you waiting for? Unbox your things!  You would, if you could find your trusty BOX CUTTERS. You certainly couldn't rip open a box with your bare hands. You think you stored it in your sylladex... > Inspect Sylladex.  There it is! Now you just need to uncaptchalogue it... |
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Post by Morphimus on Jun 23, 2021 21:54:42 GMT -5
Use box cutter on box.
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Post by Eversor on Jun 24, 2021 9:04:04 GMT -5
Use Box on Box Cutter.
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Post by saltysteak on Jun 24, 2021 15:40:59 GMT -5
====>  Oh you have GOT to be kidding me. You have the UNO modus, meaning that in order to uncaptchalogue your items, you have to play a game of UNO with the sylladex. When you play a valid card, it gets uncaptchalogue. If you run out of valid cards, you have to captchalogue more items to get more cards. This is incredibly frustrating! |
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Post by Morphimus on Jun 24, 2021 16:16:05 GMT -5
What card is currently on the discard pile?
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Post by Eversor on Jun 25, 2021 8:17:49 GMT -5
>Draw 4
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Post by saltysteak on Jun 25, 2021 20:24:03 GMT -5
>Game Start!  The sylladex begins by playing a Yellow 3 card. Interesting move... you have a few options here. What card will you play? |
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Post by Morphimus on Jun 26, 2021 0:21:57 GMT -5
Yellow 8! That one was the box cutter right?
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