Ennui, but cooler.

[knightlygale]

Well, maybe the people across from you won’t be so bad?



You reach to open the door. Slowly… Slowly…



And without you doing anything, it swings open. A young woman with voluminous white hair stands in the doorway, looking down at you with her tall, intimidating presence.

? ? ? : I’ve been expecting you.

[Morphimus]

Say "Lol, same."

[kaninchen]

T-Pose to establish dominance

[viridianarcanist]

Greet the stranger who somehow anticipated you. Try to not think too hard about how she did that.

[thedudeguy]

Respond eloquently but in a pitch that only dogs can hear.

[minitiate]

hey, you don't need to use your voice anyway, a person this cool MUST speak interpretive dance!

[Fish]

say thank you and try to shut the door

[Eversor]

>Pee your pants a little bit. Remember you had spaghetti in your pocket this whole time. Get Queasy.

[knightlygale]

GALE: Aha! Same!



You then decide it is absoLUTELY wise to spread yourself out in a T-Pose to hide the fact you definitely metaphorically may have completely pissed your pants. You don’t quite have spaghetti in your pockets because you barely have a dollar to your name, but if you did, it would be all over the floor and you would be crying quite disgustingly and audibly.

? ? ?: Ah, yes. I was expecting you would react like this as well. Come in. We have pie.



Should you go in with this dazzlingly gorgeous woman? I mean, she can apparently see the future. That seems pretty sus.

[viridianarcanist]

Ask her how she knows all of this. Also ask her name, she probably knows yours already, so it seems like a good idea.

[Morphimus]

Hell yeah! Get you some pie!

[kaninchen]

You know what else is pretty sus? Not joining someone who is obviously a fae. Go on, tell her your full name and enter her place and eat her fae food. You'll definitely be fine.

[Eversor]

Man, i wanna goof, but....free pie? I'll play there game.

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[knightlygale]

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