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Post by kaninchen on Aug 21, 2020 18:16:58 GMT -5
Combine "Hand Signs" and "Cantrips" into one rude gesture at this new wizard. That's right, VISCOUS MOCKERY!
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 21, 2020 21:15:22 GMT -5
You turn around to show the woman your SQUISHY side, hopefully this will ACHIEVE a new SPACE on your WIZARD BINGO CARD.
 She PUNCHES the CRAP out of you, dealing 5 DAMAGE. Your ENTIRE BODY hurts.
This isn't exactly what you wanted, but you did on the other hand, learn the true meaning of being SQUISHY.
You CIRCLE the SQUISHY space on your WIZARD BINGO CARD. |
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Post by lvl30bear on Aug 21, 2020 22:20:35 GMT -5
now that youre familiar with pain, might as well cross out familiar on the sheet
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Post by Eversor on Aug 21, 2020 22:25:09 GMT -5
I think we need to find White magic soonish.
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 21, 2020 22:34:27 GMT -5
 A THOUGHT crosses your mind. You are now FAMILIAR with the PAIN of GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT. But this is not enough to CIRCLE the FAMILIAR space on your WIZARD BINGO CARD. You happen to know that CIRCLING a SPACE on a WIZARD BINGO CARD erroneously will cause you to be INSTANTLY VAPORIZED WITH NO CHANCE OF SURVIVAL. So you'd probably stick to the SPIRIT of the thing, rather than the WORDS AS WRITTEN. What will you do now? |
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Post by Eversor on Aug 21, 2020 22:45:16 GMT -5
C...can we contemplate on the last person to circle a space incorrectly? Just for a moment?
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 21, 2020 22:54:17 GMT -5
 And really, who wants to be VAPORIZED WITH NO CHANCE OF SURVIVAL anyway? You happen to know that when someone breaks the SPIRIT of WIZARD BINGO and thereby gets VAPORIZED WITH NO CHANCE OF SURVIVAL, the other WIZARDS will just scoop up your ASHES and toss them in the PILE with the others.  You look around for a WHITE MAGE. You figure you might as well kill two birds with one stone, since you're badly hurt. You find someone who seems to FIT THE BILL. What will you do? |
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Post by Fish on Aug 21, 2020 22:58:49 GMT -5
Politely ask if they can give you some healing
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Post by kaninchen on Aug 21, 2020 23:01:05 GMT -5
Point at him and call him white
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 21, 2020 23:16:02 GMT -5
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Post by Fish on Aug 21, 2020 23:23:06 GMT -5
use arcane knowledge to befriend
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Post by Eversor on Aug 21, 2020 23:25:24 GMT -5
(I cackled outloud, dangit)
Comment on his amazing restorative magic powers.
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Post by nuggies on Aug 21, 2020 23:29:11 GMT -5
ask if he can help you kill birds with a stone
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 21, 2020 23:44:48 GMT -5
 YOU: Hey bud. Love what you're doing with all that restorative magic. YOU: I mean, I need it, is what I mean. The white magic. Yeah... YOU: Can you kill two birds?  ELF WIZARD: What in the highest earthly fuck are you talking about??? |
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Post by Fish on Aug 21, 2020 23:45:33 GMT -5
demonstrate how to kill two birds with one stone
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