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Post by Eversor on Aug 30, 2020 23:57:11 GMT -5
>Hair of Dog
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Post by thedudeguy on Aug 31, 2020 0:02:50 GMT -5
Hey if experience has taught me anything, it's that Trash Can hamburgers are not anything to regret.
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Post by Bobert on Aug 31, 2020 2:54:01 GMT -5
>Bribe him with rare candy, duh. STUPID.
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Post by Fish on Aug 31, 2020 21:29:34 GMT -5
You consider your options.
Flopping on top of him could work, but if it doesn't, you'd look pretty dumb.
Better take the safe route and bite him.     |
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Post by nuggies on Aug 31, 2020 21:42:36 GMT -5
continue biting. assert dominance.
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Post by Eversor on Aug 31, 2020 23:41:43 GMT -5
>But you aren't not up!
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Post by thedudeguy on Aug 31, 2020 23:44:05 GMT -5
They are at a disadvantage. You must noogie them for their insolence.
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Post by Bobert on Sept 1, 2020 5:30:43 GMT -5
>Now give him a kiss on the cheek.
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Post by Fish on Sept 3, 2020 2:58:12 GMT -5
You try to double down on your attack, but the dark dragon is faster.
Honestly, you're grateful for the clothes. There's just one problem with them.
"The kitchen. You mentioned your head hurt yesterday. I thought I'd make you some tea to help with that."
Being nice to you is cheating, too.
Zekrom has no reason to be like this. He's one of the six pokemon responsible for the War of Life and Death. You don't understand.
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Post by Eversor on Sept 3, 2020 9:11:19 GMT -5
How the heck did you stumble into the dark orb again?
Zekrom seems pretty chill for being in a dark orb for who knows how long!
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Post by Fish on Sept 17, 2020 2:35:44 GMT -5
"I was wondering about that, too. Mind going over how you rescued me?"
You get a piece of chalk from Zekrom and start to illustrate your annoyingly long adventure on the floor.
"Uh, well, ok. I'm an absol and we've got that whole sensing disasters thing. And just, uh, sensing when things are wrong in the world. We like it when everything's in balance."
"I spent a lot of time on my own, trying to fix things that felt wrong in the world which was fine, I guess."
"Just, I kept running into a group of pokemon."
"One of them's my brother or something, I guess? I don't know. They're weird and a rescue team."
"So, a few months ago, I ended up running into them while feeling off about the island to the south. Something felt really wrong about it and as soon as I mentioned it, my brother said we should all go to the White Forest and investigate."
"Sorta didn't feel like something I should say no to, so, uh. We went there and they heard about Reshiram."
"My brother decides going on a deadly mission to find the white orb is a good idea so they end up letting Reshiram out. She's grateful and stuff, but also??? Truth without ideals?"
"It throws the whole balance of nature off even more. It's bad enough having nightmares without dreams and fertility and growth without the reaper of souls."
"My head started to hurt a lot after that. I knew I had to do something to make things right."
"I left and went north. Walked a lot, didn't sleep a lot, didn't have time to get much to eat. Just kept going. I didn't know where I needed to go for sure, but I figured if I went in the direction that made my head hurt, I'd find you eventually."
"It took a while, but I finally got to the bright, loud place and got lost for a day because I had to plan a way to get past those doors that open at you, since why do they do that?? How come they know how to open on their own? Untrustworthy!"
"Eventually, I found the cave you were in and made it past all the sparky rocks without getting too zapped. And, uh, my brother and his friends gave me a one shot orb to use to break the crystals. So I used that. And you were so mad and upset since you were sealed up in there for so long, and that hurt my head feel like it would explode."
"But, you calmed down when we talked a bit. So, uh, I decided to look for something to eat and tried resting in an alley I found."
Zekrom hands you the tea. You think about telling him that was one of the only times you'd ever found a bad burger, but you decide this is a battle for another day. |
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Post by Eversor on Sept 17, 2020 8:36:59 GMT -5
>Sweet! Tea!
>Chug the molten hot beverage
(Oh man! This lil Absol was BUSY!)
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Post by Fish on Sept 18, 2020 3:27:54 GMT -5
You grew up with boiling soup, hot tea is great!
Sure, it's not absol tea, but it's already helping with your head.
You don't mention that it's not quite as good as absol tea.
It's still really nice and you appreciate that Zekrom making you something good to drink is one of the first things he's done since you freed him.
This is way better than him restarting a war.
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Post by Eversor on Sept 18, 2020 9:04:40 GMT -5
>D...Do you have any money?
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Post by Fish on Sept 18, 2020 23:15:53 GMT -5
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