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Post by saltysteak on Aug 22, 2021 10:37:31 GMT -5
>Jack: Alright enough tomfoolery, get the game and commence gaming Wait, but... Huh? Someone is messaging you on your phone. Wait a minute, who is that? You don't recognize the handle... You decide to log in and find out.
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Post by Morphimus on Aug 22, 2021 11:31:48 GMT -5
Reply to chum
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Post by Eversor on Aug 25, 2021 7:11:57 GMT -5
Chum: Be sassy
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Post by saltysteak on Oct 11, 2021 20:35:56 GMT -5
Jack: Answer mysterious chum. cheesyGremlin[CG] began messaging spookyScarySocialist[SS]CG: hey.SS: hi? SS: Wait, who are you again?CG: It’s me, Cassie. Look, I need a favor.SS: Wait, what? Are you ok? SS: And why did you change your handle?CG: Look… I’m being hunted down by a dangerous criminal. I had to change my chumhandle to stay safe.SS: WHAT?! SS: do you have a pic?CG: Yeah. CG: Here.SS: dear god. SS: what a criminal.CG: he is squeaking, his war crySS: like that one tiny screaming frogCG: YEAH CG: He has my ip address shit-SS: holy shit SS: board up the windowsCG: OH GOD OH FUCK HE HAS A KNIFE.SS: jesus christCG: he is demanding a ransom of maccy cheese CG: I already ate it all SS: wait, I think I have some SS: CG: YAYCG: SS: did he let you goCG: I ate the maccy cheese in front of him CG: >SS: well SS: guess youll dieCG: THERES MORE OF THEM CG: HELPSS: oh god oh fuck SS: kill it with fireCG: IM TRYING CG: I feel the end is near CG: stabbed to death by peepysSS: rip SS: I’ll play lemon demon at your funeralCG: two trucksSS: having se-CG: JFHDGLDKGSKGDHLDHOSS: fucking lolCG: Seriously tho. Pls send me maccy cheese.SS: I would, but I’m 2,600 miles away!CG: Hehe, I know, just messing with you.SS: Yeah, I just wish I didn’t have to move. SS: I miss you guys!CG: Awww, we do too! CG: You BETTER come visit, and bring me some maccy cheese!SS: Yeah, I know.CG: Hehe, bye!SS: bye.cheesyGremlin[CG] stopped messaging spookyScarySocialist[SS]
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Post by Eversor on Oct 12, 2021 15:12:24 GMT -5
>Thats some tasty Maccy cheese tho. Tell me more
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Post by Morphimus on Oct 14, 2021 14:27:58 GMT -5
Let's see what your other friends are up to.
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Post by saltysteak on Oct 24, 2021 20:52:56 GMT -5
==> Man, Cassie's one of your best friends. She's really chaotic and unpredictable, but in a good way, y'know? You're probably the only one that can decipher her insane ramblings. All your other friends are really cool too! It's a shame that you won't be able to see them... for a long time... >Jack? Are you alright? Oh. Oh no... No, don't cry! Uh... umm.. quick, find something to cheer him up!
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Post by Morphimus on Oct 24, 2021 20:56:19 GMT -5
> Fortnite dance.
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Post by saltysteak on Jan 22, 2022 22:25:26 GMT -5
>Jack: warmly embrace crewmate plushie There there, it'll be alright, you'll see your friends soon....==> After a brief stint of sobbing uncontrollably, you get back up. What now?
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Post by Morphimus on Jan 23, 2022 2:08:24 GMT -5
> Open some of your other boxes.
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