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Post by PuntRocket on Dec 19, 2020 21:40:37 GMT -5
The one thing you vow to never be, a boring basic biotch.
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Post by fuzzysocks on Dec 19, 2020 23:38:24 GMT -5
Tax Frog.
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Post by Morphimus on Dec 20, 2020 1:32:16 GMT -5
Defiling magic itself! What crime could be greater!
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Post by ten11 on Dec 20, 2020 6:57:48 GMT -5
Arson, theft, and jaywalking.
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numbers
Acolotls
Use the Frog Dispensary
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Post by numbers on Dec 21, 2020 20:44:25 GMT -5
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Post by Eversor on Dec 26, 2020 14:59:30 GMT -5
You flip open the book with your snout. You immediately know which page to go to.
Then you flip one page back and find the worst Skrump felony you could frame a Sqump for.
Tax Frog. Specifically owning one. They are fragile beasts that can tax communities to oblivion if you upset them.
Leaving the awful beasts alone is the only way to endure Tax Season.
But how do you acquire a Tax Frog?
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Post by Morphimus on Dec 26, 2020 16:54:42 GMT -5
Make a trap and use improperly filled out W-2 forms as bait. Then all you need to do is skrump it into the wizdingo sqump's inventory.
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Post by Fish on Dec 26, 2020 17:04:46 GMT -5
I second Morph's plan, use those improperly filled out W-2 forms as bait.
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Post by fuzzysocks on Dec 27, 2020 23:57:48 GMT -5
thirding
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Post by Eversor on Dec 29, 2020 1:28:11 GMT -5
Make a trap and use improperly filled out W-2 forms as bait. Then all you need to do is skrump it into the wizdingo sqump's inventory. You had some spare W2 forms lying in your Skrump pile, you retrieve them and head outback to your swamp.
It pains you to do it, but you incorrectly place your wages into the dependent care benefits column.
You also place your social security number in your address column as well, to make it extra spicy.
It feels so wrong, but your vengeance requires it.
How well does this trap work?
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Post by fuzzysocks on Dec 29, 2020 1:31:12 GMT -5
A little TOO well. You get a bakers dozen of tax frogs, far too many for any one Skrump to handle
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Post by PuntRocket on Dec 29, 2020 2:42:54 GMT -5
Oh no, the Omega Tax Frog summoning is completed!
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Post by adventurezealot on Dec 29, 2020 20:03:35 GMT -5
You flip open the book with your snout. Don't you mean "your skrump"? The tax frog is accompained by Audit Toads!
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Post by Eversor on Dec 30, 2020 0:39:16 GMT -5
Skrump language is very Skrumpy
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Post by Eversor on Jan 2, 2021 0:14:02 GMT -5
Oh no, the Omega Tax Frog summoning is completed! You Skrumped up.
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