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Post by thedudeguy on Sept 2, 2020 11:39:28 GMT -5
Sop up Figgs' blood with the sheet, toss sheet to undead guard.
Hide Figgs
Make a scene over the horrible mangling of a prisoner.
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Post by blank on Sept 2, 2020 12:35:05 GMT -5
what's the guard even gonna do, dummy can't even use a door
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Post by Fish on Sept 3, 2020 0:58:22 GMT -5
guard, realize that figgs is actually a bluegrass popstar and that you've imprisoned him and his good friend unfairly. just listen to those dulcet tones, how could he be anything but???
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Post by PuntRocket on Sept 3, 2020 16:35:44 GMT -5
Use the scent of blood to further enrage the guard.
Maybe the door will get broken.
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Post by Eversor on Sept 4, 2020 0:43:48 GMT -5
Cast Cure Boo-Boo on yourself. "Ugh, no point in healing my thumb, without a cassting implement I will jusst messss thingss up more." "Oh yes, quite correct, that would be very likely!"
"...Thankss."
>lie down check>try not to cry >cry a lot "N...No crying, I am big sstrong wizard, I am doing great. Thiss iss all great."
"That's the spirit!"
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 *Sniffle*"You really need to get up Figgs, the guard is shaking that door a whole lot.."
 *Bap bap*
"This seems rather ineffective."
Cast S I N on the guard (?) now that it's lured. "Ugh..all thiss racket, fine! Let me SIN a bit."
*POOF*
"Um...I sstole the guard'ss blindfold... Maybe that wass Envy? I did like it."
what's the guard even gonna do, dummy can't even use a door "Oh noooo, Figgs!! That made him more upset, look!! He's grabbing the bars now!"
 "It issn't that bad Zorkmid, calm down. He'ss too dumb to break through."Maybe the door will get broken.
*CRACK*
"GRAGHHHHHHHHHH"
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"UHHHHH!?" |
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Post by Fish on Sept 4, 2020 1:18:01 GMT -5
take his eyes, he doesn't need them anyways.
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Post by kaninchen on Sept 4, 2020 2:05:52 GMT -5
take his eyes, he doesn't need them anyways. Take his teeth too, while you're at it. |
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Post by Fish on Sept 4, 2020 2:42:34 GMT -5
His pendant, too, I mean. You may as well lean into all this sinning.
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Post by voratiousentomologis on Sept 4, 2020 3:15:55 GMT -5
PANIC CAST ANTI-THEM, NOW
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Post by thedudeguy on Sept 4, 2020 11:16:31 GMT -5
Wait for the guard to step on the sheet and pull it out from underneath it. This is clearly a Tom and Jerry scenario
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Post by blank on Sept 4, 2020 12:50:39 GMT -5
run past him when he gets more in?
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Post by thedudeguy on Sept 4, 2020 23:41:42 GMT -5
Our erstwhile author and artist is currently nursing a improperly chooched wrist. As such his completely unqualified brother will take a guess at what the course of action will be CAST TEETH PURGE!  |
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Post by voratiousentomologis on Sept 5, 2020 0:54:23 GMT -5
He looks so sad, but at least his wounds have mysteriously healed
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Post by nuggies on Sept 5, 2020 1:22:15 GMT -5
can we have a mutiny and this dudeguy take over
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Post by thedudeguy on Sept 5, 2020 11:25:14 GMT -5
There is only sadness when Teeth Purge must be cast. Because Figgs now knows that peace is no longer an option.
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