Post by panoptes on Feb 26, 2021 4:51:17 GMT -5
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morgyn: yeah, i suppose.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: no like
AnimeFanOnPromNight: real good shit
AnimeFanOnPromNight: not casual bad movies like birdemic or the room
AnimeFanOnPromNight: those are like the sword art online of bad moives
AnimeFanOnPromNight: just the one or two movies you watch to claim yourself as a member of the bad movie enjoyer culture
AnimeFanOnPromNight: without cultivating a taste for the finer points of the art form of films that suck
AnimeFanOnPromNight: it's like that one fairytale
AnimeFanOnPromNight: althought this person has the trappings of an emperor, they're still running around butt naked
morgyn: jeez, no need to be an elitist piss baby.
morgyn: also, for the record, that metaphor made no sense.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: ah sorry
morgyn: it's cool.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: so what movie are you bringing?
morgyn: Jesusman II: The Lost Book Of Pslams.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: oh
AnimeFanOnPromNight: oooh
AnimeFanOnPromNight: ooooooh
AnimeFanOnPromNight: you have no idea how much i wanted to see this movie
AnimeFanOnPromNight: after the immense hype bestowed upon me by the stinger of jesusman 1
AnimeFanOnPromNight: i was utterly devastated to find out that the only dvd release was only 20 copies
AnimeFanOnPromNight: and kingdom studios is perhapsed unrivaled when it comest to fighting piracy
AnimeFanOnPromNight: if they were around during the age of sail all the pirates would just die
AnimeFanOnPromNight: which would suck because then you wouldn't get the adventures of captain hammock series
morgyn: i'm told once your reach a ceratin level of christian, you have magic powers.
As you might have gathered if you suddenly lost your memories and had to find out pertinent details of your life from observation, your name is MORGYN.
Untiil your 13th BITHIVERSARY, you ware a fairly average evangelical boy, and lived an average life with no expectation of anything changing.
This worldview shattered when you realized you were GAY and also TRANS.
You have been doing your best to cope with the fallout ever since.
You don't have very many INTERESTS. You used to be a fan of an EDGY BAND that you forgot the name of but whose MERCHANDISE you still wear.
Nowadays, you mostly GET DRUNK and sit on the couch listening to music with the speaker turned WAY LOUDER THAN IS NORMAL.
You have a BAD MOVIE NIGHT with a friend in an hour.
What will you do?
A good idea. Probably the best one you had in a few years.
You retrieve your lighter from your EXTRADIMENSIONAL SPONGEBOB BACKPACK.
This was such a good idea. You can feel the lifeforce drain from your OLDER BROTHER's body.
He leaves these things around the house to get you closer to Jesus or somthing. But you know Jesus. He's a bi-
Woah
AnimeFanOnPromNight opened message with morgyn at 6:01 PM-
AnimeFanOnPromNight: got the goods?morgyn: yeah, i suppose.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: no like
AnimeFanOnPromNight: real good shit
AnimeFanOnPromNight: not casual bad movies like birdemic or the room
AnimeFanOnPromNight: those are like the sword art online of bad moives
AnimeFanOnPromNight: just the one or two movies you watch to claim yourself as a member of the bad movie enjoyer culture
AnimeFanOnPromNight: without cultivating a taste for the finer points of the art form of films that suck
AnimeFanOnPromNight: it's like that one fairytale
AnimeFanOnPromNight: althought this person has the trappings of an emperor, they're still running around butt naked
morgyn: jeez, no need to be an elitist piss baby.
morgyn: also, for the record, that metaphor made no sense.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: ah sorry
morgyn: it's cool.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: so what movie are you bringing?
morgyn: Jesusman II: The Lost Book Of Pslams.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: oh
AnimeFanOnPromNight: oooh
AnimeFanOnPromNight: ooooooh
AnimeFanOnPromNight: you have no idea how much i wanted to see this movie
AnimeFanOnPromNight: after the immense hype bestowed upon me by the stinger of jesusman 1
AnimeFanOnPromNight: i was utterly devastated to find out that the only dvd release was only 20 copies
AnimeFanOnPromNight: and kingdom studios is perhapsed unrivaled when it comest to fighting piracy
AnimeFanOnPromNight: if they were around during the age of sail all the pirates would just die
AnimeFanOnPromNight: which would suck because then you wouldn't get the adventures of captain hammock series
morgyn: i'm told once your reach a ceratin level of christian, you have magic powers.
morgyn: and i commiserate about Captain Hammock.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: another thing
AnimeFanOnPromNight: booze
AnimeFanOnPromNight: since green's mom had the audacity to throw a party with almost eveyone at her office at their house
AnimeFanOnPromNight: and buisnessmen love getting drunk almost as much as money and tacky office decor
AnimeFanOnPromNight: although getting drunk is a very close contender to the modern "art" in my dad's law firm builng and other such
AnimeFanOnPromNight: could you chip in?
morgyn: i bought 10 bottles of liqour on sunday, all but four of them are gone.
morgyn: and i need those to survive otherwise the world becomes a loud unbearble mess.
morgyn: but you know what, sure.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: i don't now a good way to tell you this
AnimeFanOnPromNight: but you have a drinking problem
morgyn: oh, not you.
morgyn: my brother tried to sing me up for alcoholics anonymous.
morgyn: he's kind of a shitass, as you well know.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: did you go?
AnimeFanOnPromNight: because it might be a good idea
morgyn: listen, pal.
morgyn: i don't trust AA any more than my local church.
morgyn: i noshowed the entire month.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: okay fair point
AnimeFanOnPromNight: but seriously
AnimeFanOnPromNight: get some help
AnimeFanOnPromNight: booze
AnimeFanOnPromNight: since green's mom had the audacity to throw a party with almost eveyone at her office at their house
AnimeFanOnPromNight: and buisnessmen love getting drunk almost as much as money and tacky office decor
AnimeFanOnPromNight: although getting drunk is a very close contender to the modern "art" in my dad's law firm builng and other such
AnimeFanOnPromNight: could you chip in?
morgyn: i bought 10 bottles of liqour on sunday, all but four of them are gone.
morgyn: and i need those to survive otherwise the world becomes a loud unbearble mess.
morgyn: but you know what, sure.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: i don't now a good way to tell you this
AnimeFanOnPromNight: but you have a drinking problem
morgyn: oh, not you.
morgyn: my brother tried to sing me up for alcoholics anonymous.
morgyn: he's kind of a shitass, as you well know.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: did you go?
AnimeFanOnPromNight: because it might be a good idea
morgyn: listen, pal.
morgyn: i don't trust AA any more than my local church.
morgyn: i noshowed the entire month.
AnimeFanOnPromNight: okay fair point
AnimeFanOnPromNight: but seriously
AnimeFanOnPromNight: get some help
morgyn: you're beginning to sound just like him.
morgyn: same time, same place?
AnimeFanOnPromNight: yeah
AnimeFanOnPromNight: yeah
As you might have gathered if you suddenly lost your memories and had to find out pertinent details of your life from observation, your name is MORGYN.
Untiil your 13th BITHIVERSARY, you ware a fairly average evangelical boy, and lived an average life with no expectation of anything changing.
This worldview shattered when you realized you were GAY and also TRANS.
You have been doing your best to cope with the fallout ever since.
You don't have very many INTERESTS. You used to be a fan of an EDGY BAND that you forgot the name of but whose MERCHANDISE you still wear.
Nowadays, you mostly GET DRUNK and sit on the couch listening to music with the speaker turned WAY LOUDER THAN IS NORMAL.
You have a BAD MOVIE NIGHT with a friend in an hour.
What will you do?
>Morgyn: Smoke a page of the bible.
A good idea. Probably the best one you had in a few years.
You retrieve your lighter from your EXTRADIMENSIONAL SPONGEBOB BACKPACK.
This was such a good idea. You can feel the lifeforce drain from your OLDER BROTHER's body.
He leaves these things around the house to get you closer to Jesus or somthing. But you know Jesus. He's a bi-
Woah
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