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Post by bahinchut on Feb 10, 2021 12:14:31 GMT -5
 Your name is Doctor Mannhúr, M.d. You find yourself in your darkroom with little light except that which reflects from your little head lamp thingy. Despite having a medical degree, you aren't actually an employed surgeon. You simply like wearing it.  Recently, you swallowed a foreign object which looked suspiciously like a time-bomb. Your prognosis? Roughly four minutes to live, or about ten updates. You prescribe that you carry out the first thoughts which cross your mind indiscriminately. You plan to make the most of your last few minutes alive. |
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Post by tronntronn on Feb 10, 2021 13:05:10 GMT -5
>Start typing out your last will and testament.
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Post by Eversor on Feb 10, 2021 13:49:44 GMT -5
>Swish your belly, maybe it will defuse the bomb. Do it like the Truffle Shuffle from Goonies
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Post by bahinchut on Feb 10, 2021 14:13:50 GMT -5
> Start typing out your last will and testament.
You begin typing out your last will and testament. Luckily for you, you have an incredible WPM.
Perfect.
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Post by Eversor on Feb 10, 2021 14:42:58 GMT -5
>Lets go check up on the babes, tell them you will miss them
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Post by adventurezealot on Feb 10, 2021 18:21:40 GMT -5
Eat all the laxatives you have!
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Post by thedudeguy on Feb 12, 2021 9:23:30 GMT -5
It looks like half of the bomb is based on that fuse. Start chugging water like a frat pledge doing a keg stand, maybe that might help diffuse it.
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Post by Eversor on Feb 12, 2021 10:12:25 GMT -5
Yeah m...maybe we can work to save ourselves! Internal defusions!
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Post by minitiate on Feb 13, 2021 11:16:03 GMT -5
Find the guy who gave you the bomb and take em with you. The best revenge is dying horribly, after all!
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Post by bahinchut on Feb 13, 2021 18:20:57 GMT -5
> Lets go check up on the babes, tell them you will miss them You tell them the bad news, they are heartbroken. You decide to with-hold the fact that they will be buried with you.
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Post by bahinchut on Feb 13, 2021 18:23:00 GMT -5
> Find the guy who gave you the bomb and take em with you. The best revenge is dying horribly, after all!
Yeah well you don't have much choice in the matter. You have nothing to blame for your current predicament but your enthusiasm for putting strange devices in your mouth.
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Post by Eversor on Feb 15, 2021 12:06:16 GMT -5
>Write a Memoir, but like, a very terse one.
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Post by adventurezealot on Feb 18, 2021 21:15:38 GMT -5
Make sure to buy Chipotle-Away to wipe away the blood from your gastric explosion.
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Post by numbers on Feb 19, 2021 21:47:26 GMT -5
>drink the peppo dismal!
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Post by BreadProduct on Feb 22, 2021 13:38:01 GMT -5
Swallow a wireless camera so you can see how much time you have left.
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