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Post by Morphimus on Nov 15, 2020 23:29:13 GMT -5
 As the Dragon's fire dies down, you levy your sword against the Fancy Lad. Elf Squire: "Give my Dragon friend's hoard back right now you fancy little scalliwag!" |
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Post by Eversor on Nov 23, 2020 18:50:07 GMT -5
Fancy Lad: I DON"T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT? OH GOSH DO YOU MEAN MY STEP-BROTHER!? HE IS A DRAGON THIEF, HE STEALS FROM DRAGONS ALL THE TIME!"
Elf Squire: How oddly specific!"
Fancy Lad: IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAYS! LOOK WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO CRASH INTO! OH NO!!!! NOT THAT!!!"
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Post by Eversor on Nov 28, 2020 22:07:52 GMT -5
Dudeguy has informed me that he is Dibs'n
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Post by thedudeguy on Nov 30, 2020 22:18:43 GMT -5
OH MY GOD!IT'S THE 17th Annual Outdoor Fruit Vendor's Expo!It seems they're already set up and out in full force. There are fruit carts as far as the eye can see!  |
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Post by Eversor on Dec 15, 2020 0:13:29 GMT -5
T...These poor fruits
What will happen to Them!?
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Post by PuntRocket on Dec 22, 2020 1:43:49 GMT -5
Like any good action scene SQUISH
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Post by huggerspook on Jan 26, 2021 6:53:28 GMT -5
Dibs!!
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Post by huggerspook on Jan 26, 2021 11:35:04 GMT -5
Elf Squire: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Elf Squire: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt-CRASH!
.... Wow... You survived!  But the fruit vendors don't look too happy... |
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Post by tronntronn on Jan 29, 2021 9:24:09 GMT -5
dibs!
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Post by tronntronn on Jan 29, 2021 11:12:08 GMT -5
"Seize that man!" A voice calls behind the crowd. The Pumpkin Queen, the graf of greengrocers, the pasha of purveyors herself pushes through to address you! "You uncouth ruffian! You obstinate vandal! Why have you broken my Convention Peace? Your reckless actions have squashed the squashes! Were you sent by my enemy the Weevil King? Explain yourself ere I compel you with my Mace of Truth! |
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Post by Eversor on Feb 3, 2021 0:49:10 GMT -5
Elf Squire: This is all a grave misunderstanding. Please, I have an important quest to fulfill.Pumpkin Queen: You and your nefarious questing have destroyed our sacred day! Take this vile ruffian to jail!Little Draco: We won't find my treasure there!
Fancy Lad: I am getting out of here! |
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Post by thesnackmonster on Feb 5, 2021 21:24:46 GMT -5
Dibs!
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Post by thesnackmonster on Feb 7, 2021 16:34:04 GMT -5
A short mockery of justice later...  Fortunately for you, dear readers, you are unable to experience the stench of the Pumpkin Queen's dungeon. Burnt seed, latrines that haven't been cleaned in too long, whatever the guy next to you had been rolling in prior to getting arrested... it's all rather unpleasant, really. More tragic, they took all of your possessions, including Lil Draco! "Did you get yer call yet?" Stinky next to you asks. "My what?" you ask, your voice modulated with the pinch of your nose. Stinky rolls his eyes. "First arrest?" You nod. "Well, someone'll be down here to make sure you get yer call." So you wait for your call... whatever that means. |
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Post by Eversor on Feb 22, 2021 10:34:32 GMT -5
Anyone up to taking the torch next for this? I am excited to see what happens next!
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